Plumptre, Anne. The Natural Son. Ed. Thomas C. Crochunis. British Women Playwrights around 1800. 15 July 2000.
Act III
Scene 1
[An open Country. Enter Frederick alone, holding some Pieces of Money in the Palm of his Hand.]
Frederick.
Return with these few pieces?Return to see my mother die?No, no, rather plunge into the water at oncerather run on to the end of the world. Ah, my feet seem cloggedI cannot advanceI cannot recedethe sight of yonder straw-roofed cottage, where rests my suffering mother!why must I always turn my eyes that way?am I not surrounded by verdant fields and laughing meadows? why must my looks be still drawn irresistibly towards that cot which contains all my joys, all my sorrows! (looks with anguish at the money) Man! man! is this your bounty? this piece was given me by the rider of a stately horse followed by a servant, whose livery glittered with silver;this, by a sentimental lady who had alighted from her carriage to gaze at the country, describe it, and print her description. "Yon cottage," said I to her, while my tears interrupted me"It is very picturesque" she answered, and skipped into her carriage. This was given me by a fat priest, enveloped in a large bushy wig, who, at the same time, reviled me as an idler, a vagabond, and thus took away the merit of his gift. This Dreyer (extremely affected) a beggar gave me unasked;he shared with me his mite, and, at the same time, gave me God's blessing. Oh! at the awful day of retribution, at how high a price will this dreyer be exchanged by the all-righteous Judge! (He pauses and looks again at the money) what can I purchase with this paltry sum? Hardly will it pay for the nails of my mother's coffinscarcely buy a rope to hang myself! (He casts a wishful look towards the distant country) There insultingly glitter the stately towers of the prince's residence;shall I go thither? there implore pity?Oh no! she dwells not in citiesthe cottage of the poor is her palacethe heart of the poor her Temple. Well then, should a recruiting officer pass by, for five rix-dollars paid on the spot, he shall have a stout and vigorous recruit. Five rix-dollars! Oh what a sum! yet on how many a card may such a sum be staked, even at this moment! (wipes the sweat from his forehead) Father! Father! on thee fall these drops of anguishon thee the despair of a fellow creature, and all its dreadful consequences;yet God forbid thou shouldst languish in vain for pardon in another world, as my wretched mother languishes in this for a drop of wine. (a hunting horn is heard at a distance,a gun is fired,succeeded by the "Halloo, Halloo," to the hounds; several dogs run over the stage, Frederick looks around) Hunters! Noblemen probably! Well then, now to beg once more!to beg for my mother!Oh God! God! grant that I may meet with compassionate hearts!Scene 2
[Enter the Baron and the Count.]
Baron. (Waiting a few moments for the Count who follows him out of breath)
Quick, quick, Count!Ha ha!that was a cursed blunder indeedthe hounds have! lost the scent now and wont recover it again.Count. (panting for breath)
Tant mieux, tant mieux! mon colonel!then one may take a little breath. (supports himself on his gun. The baron retires into the back ground and looks after the bounds;Frederick advances with hesitation to the Count.)Fred.
Noble Sir! I entreat alms of you!Count. (eying him from head to foot)
Comment mon ami?you are a damned impertinent fellow, you have bones like Hercule,your shoulders are equal to the Cretan Milo's;I'll lay a wager you have strength enough to carry an Ox.Fred.
If your lordship would permit me to make the experiment.Count.
Our police is not careful enough of idlers and vagabonds.Fred. (with a significant look)
So it appears to me! (turns to the baron who comes forward) Noble Sir, have compassion on a wretched son who begs for a sick mother!Baron. (puts his hand into his pocket and gives him a trifle)
It would be more proper my son, to work for your sick mother.Fred.
Willingly, willingly, would I work for her, but at this moment the necessity is too urgentPardon me, worthy Sir, but what you have given me is not sufficient?Baron. (surprized and smiling)
Not sufficient?Fred.
By God it is not!Baron.
This is singular! however, I shall give no more.Fred.
If you have any humanity give me a florin.Baron.
This is the first time that I ever heard a beggar prescribe what I should give him.Fred.
Oh, for heaven's sake, noble Sir, give me a florin! you will rescue a fellow-creature from despair!Baron.
You are beside yourself, my friend.Come along Count.Count.
Fred.
Allons, mon Colonel!
For the love of God, my Lord, give a florin! You will save the lives of two unhappy wretches! (as he sees the Baron moving off he kneels to him) a florin, noble Sir! you can never purchase the salvation of a man at a cheaper rate. (The Baron moves onward, Frederick rushes wildly with his drawn sword upon the Baron and collars him.) Your money or your life!Baron. (agitated)
How! what! halloo! help! help! thieves! (several huntsmen rush in and disarm Frederickthe Count running off.)Fred.
Oh God! what have I done!Baron.
Bear him away! take heed of him! confine him in the tower!I shall follow immediately.Fred. (kneeling)
Only grant me one petition my Lord! I have forfeited my life, do with me what you will, but oh assist, I entreat you assist, my poor mother! she languishes for want in yonder cottagesend thither and learn the truth! 'twas for my mother I drew my sword, for her would I shed every drop of my blood.Baron.
Away with him to the tower! keep him on bread and water.Fred. (as he is borne off by the huntsmen)
Accursed be my father that he ever gave me existence![Exeunt.
Baron. (to another huntsman)
Francishasten to the villageIf in the first, the second, or the third house, you find a poor sick woman, give her this purse.Huntsm.
Very well, my Lord.[Exit.
Baron.
Upon my soul this is a most extraordinary adventure! there is something noble in the young fellow's countenanceshould it prove true that he begged for his motherfor his mother's sake robbed upon the highway!Well, well, we must investigate the matterthis would indeed be a subject for one of Meissner's sketches.[Exit.
Scene 3
[A Room in the Baron's Castle.]
Amelia. (alone)
Why am I thus restless? Am I bewitched? I will not stay in this roomI will go into the garden. (she is going, but immediately returns.) No, I will not goYes, but I think I willI will see whether my auriculas are yet in flower, or whether the apple-kernels which our pastor lately sowed are come up.Oh, they must be come up! (returning again) Then if any body should come to speak with me, I shall not be in the way, but must be called and sought for.No, better remain, hereyet the time will seem very tedious, (she pulls a nosegay to pieces) Hark! did I not hear the house-door open? No, it was only the windI will look at my canary-birds. But suppose any body should come, and not find me in the visiting room? Yet who is likely to come? What makes my cheeks burn thus. (She pauses and begins to weep) What have I to complain of? (sobbing) why then should I weep?Scene 4
[Enter the Pastor.]
Amelia. (cheers up and wipes her eyes)
Ah! good morning, dear tutor!Pastor I would saybut you will pardon me, I have been so accustomed to call you tutor.Pastor.
Call me so still, dear madam, I shall always hear it with pleasure from your mouth.Amelia.
Indeed!Pastor.
Yes, indeed!Am I mistaken? or have you not been weeping?Amelia.
Oh, 'tis nothinga few tears only.Pastor.
Yet they are tearsmay one ask what can have called them forth?Amelia.
I know not.Pastor.
Perhaps thinking of your deceased mother?Amelia.
I might say yesbutPastor.
A secret, perhapsI would not be intrusive.Pardon me, then, that I come hither at so unusual an hourI am commissioned by your Father.Amelia.
You are welcome to me at all times.Pastor.
Indeed! am I really so?Oh, AmeliaAmelia.
My father teaches me, that he who forms the heart and mind, is more one's benefactor, than he who merely gives one life (casting down her eyes) my father says so, and my heart feels it.Pastor.
How sweetly does this moment repay me for eight years exertion.Amelia.
I was a wild girloften have I severely tried your patienceit is no more than just that I should love you in return.Pastor. (aside)
Oh God! (in a faultering, hesitating manner) IIcome from my Lord, your fatherwith a commissionwill you sit down?Amelia. (fetches him a chair hastily)
Sit down yourselfI had rather stand.Pastor. (pushing back the chair)
Count von der Muldeis come hitherAmelia.
Yes.Pastor.
Do you know with what intention?Amelia.
To marry me.Pastor.
That is indeed his wish (very earnestly) But, believe me, madam, your father would on no account constrain youno, he would by no means use compulsion.Amelia.
Ah, I know that wellPastor.
But he wisheshe desires to ascertain your inclinationI come to consult your inclinationsAmelia.
Towards the Count?Pastor.
Yesnorather on the subject of matrimony in general.Amelia.
What I am ignorant of, must be indifferent to meI know nothing of the marriage state.Pastor.
For that very reason I wait upon you, madam, it is the subject of my commission from your father. He wishes me to lay before you the agreeable and disagreeable sides of such a condition.Amelia.
Begin then with the disagreeable, the best shall be reserved to the last.Pastor.
With the disagreeable?Oh, madam, when two affectionate congenial hearts unite; the marriage state has then no disagreeable side. Hand in hand the happy pair journey through life. Where they find their path occasionally strewed o'er with thorns, diligently and cheerfully they clear their way. If a stream cross their steps, the stronger bears the weaker over: or if a rock is to be climbed, the stronger takes the weaker by the hand:patience and love are their companions. What would be impracticable to one, to their united efforts proves but sportand when they have reached the summit, the weaker wipes the sweat from the brows of her more vigorous partner. Their joys their pains are never divided guests, nor will one ever experience a pang of sorrow while transport warms the bosom of the other. A smile illumines the countenance of both; or tears distil from both their eyes. But their raptures are more lively and ecstatic than single unparticipated joy; their sorrow less corroding than solitary woes: for participation enhances the one, and alleviates the other. Thus their whole life resembles a beautiful summer's day; beautiful, even though a transient shower may intervene: for showers refresh the face of nature, and the sun bursts from the cloud with renovating lustre. And when the evening of their day draws on, it finds them surrounded with flowers, which they themselves have planted and reared, patiently awaiting the approach of night. Then, then, indeedfor night will comethe one takes the lead and first lies down to sleep, and happy that one, to whose lot it falls:the survivor wanders in melancholy solitude weeping at not being allowed to sleep also.And this is the only disagreeable feature of such a marriage.Amelia.
Oh, I will marry!Pastor.
Right, madam, this picture is alluring, but recollect that 'tis a picture for which two loving and congenial hearts sat as the models. But if motives of mere convenience (what the world generally terms prudence) if parental authority, rashness or caprice, tie the bonds of hymen, then, alas! the state of matrimony has no agreeable side. No longer free and unshackeled man and woman walk with light and airy steps, but victims of a late repentance drag along their galling chains. Satiety is depicted on each brow. Images of lost happiness, painted in stronger colours by imagination's delusive hand, and more tempting in proportion as they are unattainable.Sanguine and romantic hopes, which haply might never have been realized if this marriage had not taken place, but the practicability of which the mind holds certain, if the parties were not fettered by wedlock. These ideas incessantly harass the soul, and condemn them to actual suffering, where otherwise patience only would have been called into exertion. Gradually they accustom themselves to contemplate their irksome companion as the hateful cause of all the evils which befal them. Gall infuses itself into their conversation, coldness into their caresses. To none are they more captious, from none more apt to take offence, than from their wedded partner: and what would yield them delight in a stranger is viewed with apathy in the person of their nearest connection. In this manner, with averted face and downcast eyes, the hapless pair drag on through life, till at length one lies down to sleep:then exultingly the survivor lifts the head and triumphantly exclaims, "Liberty! Liberty!"And this forms the only pleasing feature in such a marriage.Amelia.
I will not marry!Pastor.
That is in other words to say I will not love.Amelia.
Ha!yesI will marryfor I will loveI love already.Pastor. (extremely confused)
Indeed!You love the Count von der Mulde?Amelia.
Oh no! no!away with the fool (taking both his hands with the most cordial familiarity) I love you.Pastor.
Madam, for God's sake!Amelia.
And you will I marry.Pastor.
Me!Amelia.
Yes, you, dear tutor.Pastor.
Amelia!you forgetAmelia.
What do I forget?Pastor.
That you are of noble extraction.Amelia.
What signifies that?Pastor.
Oh, Heavens!No, that cannot be.Amelia.
If you have an affection for me?Pastor.
I love you as my life.Amelia.
Well, then, marry me.Pastor.
Oh, spare me, Amelia!I am a minister of religion, 'tis truethat gives me much fortitudebut still I am a man.Amelia.
You have yourself exhibited to me so alluring a picture of the marriage state!But I am not, then, the woman with whom you could go hand in hand, with whom you could share all your joys, all your sorrows?Pastor.
Were it in my choice, you only should be the person. Did we live in the golden days of which poets dream, when all ranks were equal, I would have you alone. But 'tis not for us to alter the customs of the world; and as the world is now constituted, you must marry a man of rank.Whether you would be happy or not with the humble pastor, is not the question.Oh, God! I have already said too much!Amelia.
Others, perhaps, may not make that a question, but it must be one with me.Have you not often told me that the heart alone ennobles us. (She places her hand upon his heart) Oh, truly, I shall marry a noble-man.Pastor.
Madam! let me entreat you to call in reason to your aid.A thousand objections lie against such an unionbut, at this moment, Heaven knows, not one occurs to me.Amelia.
Because in truth there are none.Pastor.
Yet, yetbut my heart is so fullmy heart would pleadbut that it shall not, must not. Think only of the sneers of your relationshow they will shun you, ashamed of the new connection you have brought among themon those solemn days when all the family should be collected together, omitting to invite you, shaking their heads when your name is mentioned, whispering your story, forbidding their children to play with yours, or even to accost them with familiarityembroidering their arms upon their liveries, painting them upon their carriages, while you must ride in one humble and unornamentedscarcely recollecting you, should they meet you at a third placeor, if they should condescend to favour you with a word, addressing you not as a lady of rank, but with scornful countenances, as the parson's wife.Amelia.
Ha! ha! ha! Is that so very terrible?Pastor.
You laugh?Amelia.
Yes; you must pardon me, dear tutor. For seven years was I under your instruction, but in all that time never were any of your precepts advanced upon such shallow reasonings as those you have now uttered.Pastor.
I am sorry for thatextremely sorry, indeed! forAmelia.
It rejoices me extremelyforPastor. (much embarrassed)
ForAmelia.
Foryou must marry me.Pastor.
Never!Amelia.
You know me wellyou know that I am not untractable, and from a constant intercourse with you, I shall daily improve. I will take all possible pains to make you happyor rather, it shall be my pride to do so without exertion. Together we will live, happy, truly happy in each other, till one of us lie down to sleep, and then the other shall weep, indeed; but that is yet far distant. Well, then, consent, else shall I think you have no regard for me.Pastor.
Oh! it is glorious to maintain the character of a man of honour; but the task is often hard. Madam, did you but know how much you torture me!No, no, this must not, cannot be! I should sink into the earth at the moment, were I to attempt to make such a proposal to your father.Amelia.
I will make it myself.Pastor.
For Heaven's sake, forbear! To his liberality I owe my present comfortable situationto his friendship the happiest hours of my lifeand shall I, ungrateful wretch! mislead his daughter, his only child!Oh, God! Oh, God! thou seest the purity of my intentions! support me in this conflict.Amelia.
My father wishes me to marryhe wishes to see me happy. Well then, I will marry. I will be happybut with you only. Thus will I tell my father, and what will be his answer.At the first moment he will start, and say, "Girl, art thou mad!" but soon he will recollect himself, and, smiling, add, "Well, well, in God's name be it so." Then will I kiss his hand, skip away from him, and fly into your arms. It shall be told about that I am betrothed; the country people, with their wives, from the whole village, will come and wish me joy, and ask God's blessing upon us bothand God will bless us.Certainly, certainly, he will bless us.Ah! ever since my father returned hither, I have not known what it was so oppressed my heart, but I know it nowit is now lightened. (taking his hand.)Pastor. (withdrawing his hand.)
Oh! you have almost deprived me of my sensesand of more, of my peace of mind.Amelia.
No, no.But I hear some one on the stairsI have yet many things to say to you.Scene 5
[Enter Christian the Butler, an old Servant in the House.]
Amelia. (peevishly.)
Ah! is it you?Christ.
Without vanity be it spoken, Christian Lebrecht Goldmann has pursued his way hither the moment the happy news reached his ears.Amelia. (embarrassed)
What news?Pastor. (confused)
He has overheard us.Christ.
A faithful, old servant, young lady, who has often carried the lady your mother in his arms, and, without vanity be it spoken, has received from her many a box on the ear, hath, on this joyful day, flown hither to present his humble gratulations.Sing, Oh, Muse! on the happy occasionstrike up thy notes, Oh Lyre!Amelia.
Ah! my good Christian, I have no inclination at present to attend to your muse or to your lyre. And what is now the matter?Christ.
Ah! my noble, blessed young lady
To-day I cannot silent be,
But hither must command to flee
Trumpet, violin, and drum,
As fast as ever they can come;
And bid my verses softly flow,
As waters through the meadows go.Hitherto has no birth-day, or wedding-day, or christening-day, or their anniversaries, been solemnized in the most noble Baron's family, which has not been celebrated by an offering from my ever-ready and obedient muse. In the course of six-and-forty years, no less than three hundred ninety and seven congratulatory effusions have flowed from my pen. To-day, the three hundred ninety and eighth shall echo around. Who knows how soon a solemn marriage affiance in Christ may furnish an opportunity for a three hundred ninety and ninth!and then, ha! ha! ha!in another year will come the four hundredth.
Amelia.
To-day is Fridaythat is the only thing remarkable in it, that I can recollect.Christ.
Yes, indeed, it is Friday; but morein the first place, Heaven has been pleased to rescue our noble lord the Baron from an imminent dangerand in the second place, it is therefore a day of rejoicing.Amelia.
Rescued my father from danger!What do you mean?Christ.
Even this moment has the huntsman Frank arrived in haste, and advertised the congregated household of his lordship of a piece of villainy, which the latest posterity, without vanity be it spoken, never shall read without the strongest emotions of horror.Amelia. (anxiously)
Oh! tell it me quickly.Christ.
Our most noble Baron, and the foreign Count of the Holy Roman Empire, had scarcely
One half hour trodden the unbeaten way,
To seek the nimble-footed hare to slay.Amelia.
For heavens sake tell it me in prose!Christ.
My Lord Baron had already shot one harefor I myself have had the honour of seeing it; the left fore foot was quite torn to pieces.Amelia. (impatiently)
Well, well, but my father!Christ.
A second hare was already started, and the hounds pursued her with due activity, particularly Spadillio, he more than any other distinguished himself, when suddenly his honourable Lordship was met in the midst of the field by a soldier who demanded alms. Frank, the huntsman himself, saw how the most noble Baron with inexpressible kindness felt in his pocket, drew out a piece of money, and gave it to the beggar. But the ungrateful, audacious, high-way robber, suddenly drew his sword, fell, without vanity be it spoken, like a mad dog upon his honourable Lordship, and had not our active huntsman hastened in a moment to his assistance, I, poor old man, should have been under the mournful necessity of composing a funeral elegy, and an epitaph in commemoration of his melancholy exit.Amelia. (terrified)
My God!Pastor.
A highway-robber!in broad day-light! that is extraordinary!Christ.
I must form it into a ballad after the manner of Bürger.Pastor.
Is not the man taken up?Christ.
Yes, indeed he is. The most noble Baron has commanded, that till further orders, he be confined in the old Tower. Frank says he will be here immediately: (he steps to the window) I believe, indeedthe sun blinds me a littlethey are coming alreadySing O muse, strike up thy notes O lyre! (he runs out, the others go to the window).Amelia.
Never in my life did I see a highway robber!he must doubtless have a terrifying physiognomy.Pastor.
Did you never see the Female Parricide in Lavater's Fragments?Amelia.
Fye!a female Parricide! Can such a monster exist in the world?But lookthe young man approachesan interesting figure indeed!a noble countenance!yet it is full of sorrow!the poor man excites my compassion.No, no; he cannot be a highway robber!Oh, fye, fye! see how the huntsmen thrust him into the Tower! hard-hearted wretches!now they lock the doorand now he is in total darknesswhat must be the feelings of the unhappy wretch!Pastor. (aside)
They can scarcely be more poignant than mine.Scene 6
[Enter the Baron.]
Amelia. (running up to him)
A thousand congratulations to you, dear father!Baron.
For God's sake spare me!Old Christian has been pouring out his congratulations to me in Alexandrines all the way up stairs.Pastor.
The story then is true?indeed, as related by the talkative old Butler, it appeared wholly incredible.Amelia.
The young man with the interesting countenance was, indeed, a highway robber?Baron.
'Tis true; yet am I almost convinced that he was so for the first and last time in his life. My friend, (to the pastor) it was a most singular accident.The young man begged of me for his mother.I gave him a trifleI might, perhaps, have given him more, but the hares were running in my head, and the cry of the hounds filled my ears. You know well, that when a man pursues his pleasure, he has no feeling for the afflictions of his brethren. In short, he wanted moredespair was in his whole manner, yet I turned my back upon him; lost to himself he drew his sword, but I would wager my life against Amelia's head-dress, that highway-robbery is not his trade.Amelia.
Certainly not.Baron.
He trembled as he held me by the breast, a child might have knocked him down. Oh, it was a shame that I did not suffer the poor wretch to escape. My sport may perhaps cost him his life, and I might have saved itsaved the life of a man for a florin only. Ah, that he had not been seen by my people! but the bad example!come with me to my closet, good Pastor, we must contrive how we can best save the young man, for should he be delivered over to the arm of justice, he cannot be saved. (going)Amelia.
Dear father, I have had much conversation with the Pastor.Baron.
Have you?and on the subject of the holy marriage state?Amelia.
Yes; I have told him.Pastor. (extremely embarrassed)
In consequence of my commissionAmelia.
He will not believe me.Pastor.
I have explained to the young lady.Amelia.
And indeed I spoke from my heartPastor. (pointing to the closet)
May I requestAmelia.
But his diffidencePastor.
The result of our conversation shall be related in your closet.Baron.
What the devil is the matter now;you interrupt each other, so that neither can go on. Amelia, have you entirely forgotten all the rules of politeness?Amelia.
Oh, no, dear father!but is it not true that you said you would let me marry whom I should chuse?Baron.
Assuredly!Amelia.
Hear you not, dear Tutor?Pastor. (takes out his handkerchief in haste, and holds it to his face)
I beg your pardon, my Lord, I am not well.[Exit.
Baron. (calls after him)
I shall expect you! (Going.)Amelia.
Stop a moment, dear father! I have most important things to communicate.Baron. (smiling).
Important things! I suppose you want me to buy you a new fan.[Exit.
Amelia. (alone)
A fan!indeed I think I am in want of a fan, (she fans herself with her pocket-handkerchief) my cheeks burn so; but this will not relieve me! Ah my God how my heart beats!I do, indeed I do, most dearly love the Pastor; how unfortunate that he should be taken ill just now;No, the Count scarcely deserves the name of man. When I contemplate my father or the Pastor, I feel a sort of reverence; but the Count I feel only disposed to ridicule. (she goes to the window) The tower is stil locked. Oh how terrible must be such confinement!I wonder whether the poor man has any thing to eat and drink! (she beckons and calls) Christian! Christian! come hither directly!the young man interests meI know not why, but he does interest me: he has hazarded his life for his mother, that does not bespeak a bad heart.Scene 7
[Enter Christian.]
Amelia.
Ah, good Christian, tell me, have you carried the prisoner any thing to eat?Christ.
Yes, my most benevolent lady!Amelia.
What have you carried him?Christ.
Good black bread, and fine clear water.Amelia.
Oh fye!are you not ashamed?hasten instantly into the kitchen and get some meat from the cook, then fetch a bottle of wine from the cellar, and carry them to him immediately.Christ.
Most gladly would I fulfil the will of my most benevolent lady, but at present he must be content with bread and water, for the most noble lord baron hath expressly commandedAmelia.
Ah, my father only did that in the first moments of passion.Christ.
What our noble masters command in passion, 'tis the duty of a faithful old servant, without vanity be it spoken, to obey in cold blood.Amelia.
You are a stupid fellow!so old, and have not yet learnt that 'tis your duty to comfort the unfortunate. Give me the key of the cellar, I will go myself.Christ.
I solemnly protest most blessed LadyAmelia.
Give it to me, I command you.Christ. (gives her the key)
I must go immediately, and exculpate myself to his honourable Lordship.Amelia.
You may do that with all my heart.[Exit hastily.
Christ. (after a pause, and shaking his head.)
In woe and anguish,
Each day to languish,
Is right affecting
And dejecting.
Is then the youthful mind
To follow good inclin'd;
Let him still in memory keep
The good old proverb, look before you leap.[Exit.]
END OF ACT III